The best part about this end of the city are the quirky liberal folks who live here. So, without further adu I bring you the Wind Turbine Debacle.  Someone wants to power their home via one singular 50-foot wind turbine placed in their front yard. Obviously the semi-liberal neighbors dont understand how cool this is. PR, exposure, drama. It all works, and frankly I need to sell my house. They have even started a website to support their hatred for this neighbor. I am merely curious as to why this green-nature loving type thinks this is a good idea. Reminds me of the ideas that I come up with as I am drifting off to sleep. I think they are brilliant at the time, in part cause I am FALLING ASLEEP. However, when I wake up, they aint so brilliant if ya know what I mean. I mean did they simply say Eureka! A Wind Turbine! Of all of the other green things they could do. Heaven help them if I catch them with plastic bags from the grocery store!

I am convinced this is exactly how apple pie ended up with cheese on it and being fried! Please, no more good ideas as you fall asleep.

WIND TURBINE